I just ate three slices of pizza and I am stuffed like a fat turkey on thanksgiving day. HOHOHHOHO merry Xmas, I know it is not christmas and for gods sake why do people even say Xmas how is that christmas it is like weird to me. Well I have not blog for a while as you my readers all know, I had my 4 day long extra special spectacular stay home and watch spongebob all day ritual. I am just messing with you bastards I was like super sick but now I am back and ready to get black.
Ye so I don't know if I have every said this but I am scared fuck of where my grandma lives it is like the second place I am scared of the 1st is probably the ocean, that place is scary as hell when you watch nat geo and you see the deep ocean and you see fishes the size of George Lopezs head down there, his head is like fucking big. Well back to the point ye my grandmama's area is like so spooky, like when I go there to sleep sometimes fuck when you look out side the streets are empty not one sound at all, when you walking on the road you would be like checking behind you every second to see if anyone falling you. The about where she lives is that all old geezeers live there so if you get rob and scream out don't expect people with pitch forks and machetes to running to your help more like people in wheeled chairs and cains running down that bastard.
The scariest thing is the noises that happen at night man that just tops it of you here like crickets and doors are like locking sunddenly and all that shit it is scary I tell you.
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